I’ve lately been running circles around my girlfriend. Have I ever posted about her? She’s pink and so extremely soft, and my humans introduced us when they got my new condo. She’s sweet. She doesn’t do much around the house, and I have to put her inside my food bowl to get her to eat, but she doesn’t mind when I roll her around the condo. My humans think I do it to put my poop all over her, but that’s just disgusting! What rabbit would do such a thing to his girlfriend?

So anyway, she doesn’t often come out with me when I do my laps and administer order in the humans’ apartment, but today she’s right here next to me. We cuddled for a while as the cleaning crew (Boy Human) went through the condo and straightened up a bit, but then I realized how exciting it would be to show her all my duties at work — first hand!

I did my laps, inspected some new things (there’s a new white box near my corner, more on that later), but eventually I couldn’t contain myself any longer and had to go back to her. I don’t know what it is, but I can’t get enough of her; I have to snuggle up really closely and touch all her sides. So I walk around in circles! She seems to like it, she doesn’t complain anyway.

Girl Human noted it quickly so I’m a little weary to do it again so readily. They seem to be taking particular interest in my behaviors lately. Maybe it’s because my birthday’s coming up — I’ll be eight months old! But I guess humans celebrate years, not months. Silly humans. Anyway, I don’t want to have such public displays of affection towards her. I don’t know if they’d want to lecture me about babies or something.

Otherwise, life in the suburbs has been pretty calm. I still hop up onto their laps to lick some things, then run around re-inspecting the apartment in case something went wrong while I was licking their laps. They seem pretty content.

About this giant white box. I don’t know what it is; it wasn’t there last time I came out to do my job. The humans also seem to be enamoured with some other white thing they have hooked up to the TV. I’ll research into this further and try to figure out what’s wrong with them.

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