In the living room, there’s a big green chair which my Girl Human likes to sit on while I’m out of the cage. Sometimes she lets me sit on her legs, but she never lets me climb over her computer and give my input in her emails and message boards, and she never lets me [...]

I believe I’ve figured out the proper relations with my humans.
Boy Human likes to play a lot. Sometimes I get tired of running around the house, but I fear that he’ll get restless if I don’t keep up the games. He runs back and forth between the hallway and the kitchen and I follow; sometimes [...]

Yesterday I spent a lot of quality time with my humans allowing them to get used to my presence. Eventually I hope they’ll trust me enough to let me go wherever I please, but until then I guess I’ll just have to play by their rules. They’re fussy creatures, humans, always worrying about one thing [...]